My mother once ran home crying after a boy on the playground informed her that her ass was broken. It had a "crack" in it.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My best friend used to believe there were leprachuns to dig up in the playground at recess— deanna
- That if I stepped on a crack on a sidewalk that I would get abducted by aliensAnon
- I believed God lived in a specific crack in one of the walls of my church — Blake
- When i was about 5 I used to believe that Broken Hill was a broken hill. — Saad
- I used to believe that comets were pieces of the Sun that had broken off.— Carmen
- "Traffic lights are operated by monkies inside of them" or so a very reliable source informed me.— guuy