Me & my mates always used to call "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight" by The Cutting Crew, "The Cheese Song", because they sang "I died in your arms tonight, it must have been some kind of cheese".
They do sing that! They do!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan
- My sister used to sing Kylie's "cheese on my pillow", somehow tears works better.— Tom
- In 'Call Me Maybe', I misheard 'Ripped jeans skin' as 'Rich cheese skin'. — Carly Rae Cheddar
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ