My husband for the longest thought that that part of Ozzy's song, "Crazy Train", went like..'crazy, but that's how it goes, millions of people, living assholes'.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

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- I always thought that Slash was the same guy as Ozzy Osbourne.Anon
- For the longest time I thought Pig Latin was an actual language that they spoke in a part of Europe.Anon
- I always used to think that Ozzy Osbourne was a racing driver!
Anon