When I was a child, I lived in Canada, where the cars are on the otherside of the road, and the driver sits on the otherside of the vehicle. When I spotted a double decker bus, whilst on holiday in England, I shouted "Holy macaroni, a bus with no doors!!"
A childhood belief about buses

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- Some sport cars have a double exhaust. I wondered why. Why would people want to pollute twice as much?— F*ck the environment?
- I believed that the gap between the double yellow lines in the road was a special lane for motorcycles.— Joel
- When I was a child I always thought Canada was apart of the US... not its own country!! — clueless youngster
- I believed that fairies lived in lamp posts - their front doors were the little holes where the key fits.— Janice
- I used to think shell macaroni was sea shells.— Don Northrup