i used to believe that when i heard thunder that god was alwayz farting as this is what my mates used to tell me. i still believe them and they laugh at me for it. i dont see what the problem is.
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- I used to think thunder sounds were called "Boombies" and I would say
"Boombies!" if I heard lightning.— James the Great - I used to think that farting was flarting. Anon
- I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.Anon
- I used to believe "flirting" was a girly way of "farting"— x
- I used to believe when I was three that when sausages sizzled it meant they were farting. Anon
- I used to believe that earthquakes happened because the earth was farting. — Amanda