when i was little, whenever i went bowling, i was always told that the bowling pins were the poo from monkeys, and whenever the pins were reset, the monkeys would sit in the machine and be lowered to the floor, and they would poop out onto the lane, and it made sense because the top of the pin was skinny, and the bottom part was larger, so it kind of looked like a terd, keep in mind was really young
A childhood belief about excursions
others believed things like this
- My mother told me when I was young that thunder was from God bowling!— K.G.
- I used to believe bobby pins were named after my father.— Erin
- Whenever I got pins and needles in my legs, I thought that woodlice where crawling around inside them!— squee
- I used to believe that thunder happened when God was bowling. Lightning meant he made a strike!Anon
- I used to think that thunder was god bowling. My sister told me that.— Eli
- When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.Anon