I had record called which had "Along Came Jones" by The Coasters on it. There were a few parts where the guy said "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch..." I thought "Deteyor" was the name of the ranch.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think a world record was a record of all the people in the world singing .— JACK REGAN . [SWEENEY . ]
- I thought that Tommy Lee (the singer) and Tommy Lee Jones(the actor) were the same exact person.— Glowworm
- I thought Maria Carey's 1998 ballad was 'I'd give my arms' instead of 'I'd give my all'.— Briony Maggs
- I used to believe that you could only play a record once, and after that all the sound was wiped off.Anon
- I used to believe that if you played a record too many times it would wear it out.— April
- I used to believe that records were the power source for record players.— bob