When I was very young, I turned to Mum in the pet shop and said 'Mummy, when are the hampsters going to eat their sultanas?' referring to their droppings!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe hampsters were miniature kittens and that when they bit me i would be poisoned.— Dylan McDonald
- when i was young i was told that if i played with or turned my belly button that my bum would fall off — lee hull
- i used to think that my dad got my mom [mummy] from egypt.. when i was like 7— ...
- When I saw my grand mother was very old I used to believe an Egyptian mummy!!!!
— Eomer83 - but my aunt used to tell me that if i eat too many noodles, i wud turn into a mummy when i died Anon
- When I was young, I used to wonder what if the animals turned into humans while the humans were away.— Kirk