When I was little, I didn't realise I had a vagina and always thought that when having sex, the clitoris went into the hole in the mans willie!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Phil Collins song "I missed again" - I thought it was "I pis*ed again" - didn't realise he was an alcoholic?!Anon
- When I was younger, I wanted to marry Willie Nelson so I wouldn't have to change my name.— stacy
- I used to think a clitoris was some sort of dinosaur.Anon
- i used to believe that condoms stopped a mans wee getting out while having sex.— a boy
- I thought that to breastfeed, a woman had to poke a hole in her nipple (like the hole in a bottle nipple).— Imani B.
- Until I was ten or eleven I thought a vagina was a "pagina" Anon