When I was in kindergarden my Mum thaught I was learning some foreign language and immediatly called the teacher to find out why she wasn't told about. Here is what I was saying: "A fledga leedga tooda flack". It turned out to be the Pledge of Alleagance.
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- I used to believe, that I am able to speak every foreign language only by learning "their" alphabet.— matej
- I used to think that foreign people coughed and sneezed in a different language.— Even more stupid
- I would speak in gidderish, convinced that it was some foreign language I had never heard of— Molly
- I used to believe that anyone speaking a foreign language translated it into english in their head— galen
- I heard my mum talking about foreign people, and I later asked, "have you ever been to Foreign?"— Kia
- I used to believe that the "Pledge" of Allegiance had something to do with our "Pledge" cleaner. — Pledge