i wasn't a religious child, but when i was about 6 or 7 i used to believe that god had to pee when it rained.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- I used to think that when it rained, god was crying.
I'm not religious but i believed it.— Sally - When I was a child my mom told me that when it rained it was because the baby Jesus was crying.— Tatiana
- When I was around four,I used to think when it rained in my area,it rained over the WHOLE world too...Anon
- When I was a kid I thought that when it rained, it rained all over the world.
Anon - When it rained, it rained all over the planet simultaneously— Artgoober
- I used to believe when I was 4 that when it rained, it rained across the whole world.Anon