When I was 10 years old, I used to think the footie team Sheffield Wednesday was a bank holiday, Barry van Hire was a dutch soccer player and Muffin the Mule was a sexual offence.
A childhood belief about sport
others believed things like this
- i used to think that ozzy osbourne was a hockey player, and i thought michael jackson was a basketball player.— anastacia beeverhousen
- I thought that soccer moms were moms that played soccer!Anon
- We would drive by UNION BANK here in California and I would say "Onion bank!" My Mom would bust up laughing.— BINGO
- I used to think Bruce Springsteins song, "I'm the Nothin man", was "I'm the muffin man"....who knew?
— Toothfairy - I used to believe that the mole in my belly button was a poppy seed from a muffin I ate.Anon
- I used to think that the title of Barry Manilow's song "Looks Like We Made It" was "Looks Like Tomatoes".— close2nd