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A childhood belief about under my bed

All thru my childhood I believed that there was a hippopotamus under my bed. I couldn't dangle my legs over the edge of the bed, because she would grab them and haul me under. By the time I was about 7, I imagined she had a baby boy, and if I listened real careful in the early morning, I could hear her explaining to the little one how to grab the legs of children and drag them under the bed (to eat, presumably. :^)

The mother hippo has long since gone but the son grew up as I did. I'm nearly 30, and I still keep a wall/row of boxes on my side of the bed so he can't see if I'm dangling my legs over the edge. I hope he never has children :^)

— Max Doubt

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