For a while, and only for a while mind, I was convinced that there was a small button hidden somewhere under the skin at the very top of my buttocks - just where the 'crack' starts. Finding this button and depressing it would allow the removal of the aforementioned cheeks - though for what purpose, I can only now wonder!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My mom says that when she was growing up, she thought that her belly button was where her skin came together.— Dana
- I used to believe that if your belly button came undone your skin would fall off! Anon
- i thought that outies were an on/off button— mr.bob
- babies come out of your belly button— Kit
- When you saw a funeral go by, you had to grab a button on your shirt.Anon
- I use to think the hazard lights button would cause the car to explode.— m0u5y