i used to believe that when you farted you carried an invisible bubble attached to your butt and that is why the smell seemed to follow you around :)
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- My mom used to tell me that if I swallowed my gum when I farted, I would blow a bubble out of my butt.— bubblebutt
- I used to believe that if you swallowed chewing gum, when you farted, you would blow a bubble out your butt.— Bubble Butt
- i used to belive if you swallowed gum and then farted, you would blow a gum bubble with your butt.Anon
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.— Sammy
- When you farted, green air came out of your butt— Yvonne