I used to believe that my clitoris was where I peed from. I had taken a mirror to look, and it seemed to be in the right place. I just couldn't understand why it felt so good to rub there!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think a clitoris was some sort of dinosaur.Anon
- I used to think that boysenberry was poisonberry and couldn't understand whay anyone would want to eat it.Anon
- I could NOT understand why, if a pen worked on paper, it couldn't also write in thin air.— Can you guess what it is yet?
- When I was little, I couldn't understand why people called me a tomBOY, instead of a tomGIRL.— Amanda
- Mom couldn't understand why at dinner time I wanted Chicken Pox.— Kristin
- when i was young i used to believe that my image on a mirror would come to life if i broke the mirror.Anon