In church, I used to believe that after the donations were made, the priest would go outside and hold the plate up, then a light would shine from the sky and beam it up from heaven. Then God would use the money to pay the angels for their services. I was afraid that if we didn't donate enough money, all the angels would go on strike and the Earth would spiral into chaos. I was an odd kid.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- that when it thunder'd it was angels rolling barrels around heaven.— daniel copeland calif,u.s.
- I used to believe the angels were in the speakers at church because of the loud female voice singing.Anon
- My older sister used to beleive that when it rained, the angels in heaven were having a spitting contest— Doblica W.
- I used to believe that when the sky was pink, late at the afternoon, the angels made cookies!— Bella
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B