For awhile, I was allowed to eat dinner in front of the TV, but one time my mother served me some brown stuff on a plate & I thought it was poo. I couldn't bring myself to eat it.
My parents said that I got so interested in the TV that I forgot to eat, & wouldn't let me do that anymore. When I grew up, I told my mum about it, & she didn't believe me, because of course I knew she wouldn't serve me poo. Well, I didn't know that at all.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
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- I thought that my parents chose my cousins, and was upset when my mother wouldn't let me add one.Anon
- Mom told us that if we didn't eat every single bite of our veggies at dinner time, we'd get colon cancer.Anon
- I used to believe that if I ate pieces of bread it would soak up my pee and I wouldn't have to pee anymore.— Anna
- when i was a kid, i used to think that if i didn't fall asleep, morning wouldn't comeAnon
- My mother told me when i was 5 that Santa wouldn't come if i kept sucking my thumb. — Traumatized