My mother is a terrible cook and often tells a story about one of the first times I ever went to a Chinese restaurant (I was probably about 5 years old). When the meal came I jumped up on my seat and screamed "What's THAT??!!" My family asked what on Earth I was talking about and I said "Those orange things! What are THEY??!!" My mother replied "Why, they're carrots, dear." My response: "NO THEY'RE NOT! Carrots are BROWN!" A true testament to my mother's cooking.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.Anon
- I used to believe that if you ate too many carrots your skin and hair would turn orange. — Mariah
- When I was little my parents used to tell me and my sister that carrots were "orange candy." — Nancy
- my parents used to tell me if you ate raw carrots,you would vomit your intestines.— gerald finkleton
- I used to believe that barf always had noodles and carrots in it no matter what you ate that day. — DumbKid
- I belived carrots made you see in the dark Anon