When I was about 7 or 8 my grandmother got divorced. I used to watch Happy Days a lot at that point so one day I went up to my grandmother and told her she was "Hot to Trot". She wasn't impressed. I had NO idea what it really meant or why she was mad at me.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to think that my grandmother was a pioneer from the covered wagon days.— jasonchic
- Grandmother told me if I whistled in the bathroom the devil would come get me because I was whistling for him.— Peanut @ Lake Tawakoni Tx
- My Grandmother once told me she could unscrew her feet. I believed that for years.— Andy Bettison
- I used to beleive that if you point at a graveyard, it would point back!!(whatever that meant)— scary ashley
- i used to think my grandmother's actual name was Gramma!— el kristadore!
- My grandmother used to tell me that thunder was the angels bowling.— laf