When I was little my dad told me that it wasn't nice to say butt. So one day in the car my dad was talking and he said "...but I had to" After hearing this, I immediatly said, "Daddy don't say Butt, it's a bad word." He then had to explain to me that there were two kinds of but(t)s. hmm..?
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the b-word was buttAnon
- We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.— Robyn
- My dad told me that the reason feet were stinky was because they grew out of your butt.— Veronika
- My grandpa told me when I was little that if you swallow chewing gum your butt will be sticky— Lili
- I used to think that babies came out of the butt— Claire
- i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.— roger rabbit