My dad made me belive ever since I was born that ketchup was called applesauce, and applesauce was called ketchup. One day I went to a restraint and got a hamburger, and I ask for some applesauce on it. The waiter just looked at me like "huh?" My parents explained to her that I really wanted "KETCHUP" on my hamburger, not applesauce.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When I was little I saw the word "applause" and thought it said "applesauce"Anon
- When I was little, I thought ketchup came from ketchup trees— cristina
- i used to believe ketchup was blood and refused to eat it with anything Anon
- Used to wonder why a hamburger is called that if it doesn't have any ham...— Axecutioner
- I used to believe that ketchup was used to make fries colder so they would be easier to eat.— Amber
- I used to believe that a hamburger was called a "handburger" because you ate it using your hands. — ELEKTRA