My friend used to sing the end of Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit as "Bloody nylons" instead of "a denial".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- in kindergarden i beleived that to be a teenager your name had to end with teen— eric
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare
- I used to think an evil spirit type thing called Wango lived in my dog. I was terrified of that dog.— Franklin
- When I was little I thought that Buddy Holly was called Bloody Holly!— Catherine
- I used to believe that flies were called "bloody flies"!— Angelface