When I was younger I used to believe that my school teachers were actually my parents in costumes. I was always paranoid about getting in trouble as a result. My beliefs were reinforced whenever I did something bad at school and by the time I got home they knew about it.
Little did I know about secretaries and phone calls.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma
- i used to believe that if i wasn,t at school the teachers would expell me from that school!!— sciver
- I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus. Anon
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to think that if I was home sick that no one else could go to school either. (it was MY school)— kirk
- i used to believe that all the teachers lived at schoolAnon