Me and my friends used to think that if you sat in a place where a man had peed, you would turn into a homosexual.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My big brother told me that if you peed in the pool, it would turn purple and chase you.— Elizabeth
- my aunt told us there was a special chemical in the pool that would turn red if we peed in it.Anon
- I used to belive that homo milk was from gay (homosexual) cows— Drunky Munky
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- I used to believe that flea markets were a place people sold fleas, or the place was infested with fleas— Kelley
- The more you cried, the less you peed.Anon