when i was about 3, i accidentally walked in on my dad while he was peeing. i dont know why, but seeing this led me to belive that men had little elves in their stomachs (i thought pee came from there) and when they peed, it meant the elves were watering their plants
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I was thought that little elves controlled the traffic lights..— Rosie
- I used to believe that the rainbow is produced by the elves' pot of gold— Santiago Gordillo
- i used to beleive that elves controlled traffic lights.— Jessica
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel
- I used to believe that my urine was a super fertilizer - peeing on plants made them grow.— Andrew C
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy