Since my grandparents were German immigrants, I used to think that everyone forgot how to speak English at some point in their lives and reverted to German.
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- I used to think it was illegal to speak German in Germany because of World War Two.— Anonymous
- Since Germans speak German, I thought Jewish people spoke Jewish.— Lori
- When people would ask me what was my background, I would tell them 1/2 German and 1/2 Brooklyn!— Randy
- I was afraid of my grandma because i thought she had germs because she was german!Anon
- German tiger tanks shot out tigers, the invading army would get mauled to death by all the tigers— Bob
- I used to believe that my dog could speak English, but he just didn't feel like it.— Mariah