When I was a little girl, my mom used to make sandwiches for me and my brother. I would always have a grilled cheese sandwich, since I guess I did a minor transposition in my head and turned "grilled" into "girled." My brother always ate boysenberry sandwiches (since they were obviously for boys) after he realized they weren't POISONberry sandwiches and our mother wasn't really trying to kill us.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- I used to believe eating the crusts from sandwiches would make my hair curly.Anon
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War
- I used to think that boysenberry was poisonberry and couldn't understand whay anyone would want to eat it.Anon
- My mum told my older brother that dogs weren't allowed in London.— Fiz