When I was in kindergarten, a bunch of different international flags hung on the walls of the classroom (I guess to show respect for ethnic diversity), and in the front of the classroom was the huge American Flag. Every day when we'd have to say the Pledge of Alligence, the teacher would say, "Now turn and face the flag." Because she never specified WHICH flag to turn to, I'd pledge alligence to a different flag every day! Eventually the teacher caught on and asked me what I was doing. When I explained myself, she laughed for about ten minutes straight!
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- I used to believe New Zealand and Australia were part of the UK because they have a UK flag on their flags — H
- I used to believe that a football ref's flag was a banana peel.Anon
- I used to believe that the "Pledge" of Allegiance had something to do with our "Pledge" cleaner. — Pledge
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I used to think that if you were the teacher's pet, you would turn into a hamster.Anon
- If you hung upsides down, your liver would turn over.Anon