My neice used to believe that it was ok to eat meat so long as it was "the kind that grows in the ground"
Therefore, as long as she could justify to herself that the beef she was eating was grown, so was ok
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon
- my brother used to believe that Ground Chuck meat was actually groundhog meat. Anon
- I used to believe that mustaches were grown from really long nose hairs.Anon
- I thought the “Slippery When Wet” traffic sign was a car that had grown long bendy legs.Anon
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- I used to believe that grown-ups got scared because they were so high off the ground.— Sammy