When i waz a little girl, i believed little men in cooking outfits and little swirly
black moustashes made my food into pee. They all stood in a long line with
a conveir belt, and the food would come down, and they in turn turned little peices
of food into pee. The last little man on the end waz a bad guy, and turned the
pee into the poop. I believed this until i learned about the digestion system in
the 5th grade.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i use to belive if you eat to much of a food u will turn into that food Anon
- I use to believe that salt would cool food down while pepper would heat your foodAnon
- I used to believe when ordering Chinese food the food and delivery man came from China— Dave
- I thought when you got food poisoning it might someone had put poison in your food— Bootlebat
- My brother believed that bacon(his favorite food) was from horses. — Jenn
- I always believed as a child your stomach was a big hand which squeezed your food out through your bum....— amc