When my family lived in California, we had a very strange neighbor. When we moved in, I asked him what his name was. He replied, "I don't know!"
For the entire time we lived there, our next door neighbor was referred to as "Mr. I-don't-know."
A childhood belief about in the street

others believed things like this
- My brother once referred to the neighbor as a lesbian (she was Lebanese...)Anon
- I used to believe that California was my house, not the state I lived in.— Katie
- I use to think labor day was neighbor day where you would go out and visit all your neighbors.— euphonic
- when I was a kid my neighbor told me if I picked my nose I would poke out my eye. I believe him. — Jane
- When I was 3, my neighbor told me she was a witch and she said Godzilla was going to step on my house.— Grayson
- My neighbor told me that the insides of acorns tasted like chocolate. They don't. They're really bitter.— Dial Zero