One time my cousin had an erection when he was little and he didnt like it so he tried to tape it down with stickers
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought the “rec” button on tape recorders said wreck and it would wreck your tape if you pushed it!— Alberto Richardson
- I used to believe that the inspection stickers on cars indicated the cost of the car, ie, a 12 meant $12 etc.Anon
- I believed that linguini was made of tape worms and was scared to eat pasta for a long time!— Mojo!
- I used to believe whenever I got an erection it meant I had to pee.— Adam
- I used to believe that a homosexual is a man who doesn't have erection. — paatrik
- I used to believe that an erection was called a 'wallet'.Anon