when I was little we had alot of gerbils (kinda like hamsters with long tails) and one day I was walking byt them and I saw them rolling around in their nest . I thought they were killing eachother so I asked my mom to come and help .( I was 4 ) When my mom came she told me the hampsters were making babies ... I asked how they could do that and she said that I wouldnt understand . I told her I would get mad if she didnt tell me and that I would cry . So she said that if they kissed and snuggled they'd have a baby . Later that day forgetting this factor I picked up my gerbil whose name was ( i dont memba lets just say snowy) and i started snuggling with her she was so warm and her fur was so soft ...It was after I kissed her that I remembered what my mom said . I went screaming to her and told her that I was going to give birth to a baby gerbil . She then sat me down and explained the " gerbils and the bees"
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- Instead of Madonnas 'Like a virgin' I used to sing 'Like a gerbil'— Stupid Child
- I was told that if you dropped food on the floor, the devil kissed it. — Teresa
- When I asked my dad how bees collect honey he told me that they carry around little tiny buckets. — Shana
- When I was very small. by older brother told me that if I "Kissed my own elbow, I would turn into a boy."Anon
- When I was a kid I thought babies where made when people hold hands and kissed nude...— Ryan
- I thought a Monkey was just a baby Gorilla and when they grew up their Tails fell off!— Brainhead