When we were very young, my brother and I were caught on multiple occasions sitting on the toilet together, Butt to Butt looking in opposite directions. When asked what we were doing, we exclaimed that we were trying to make our "doo doo's" meet into one "fat doo doo that would kill the smurfs". Do not ask as I have no idea....
~Robert Sean Gibson
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- My little brother was afraid of toliets cuz he thought monkeys would jump out of his butt.— ~~~ Crazy Bro ~~~
- i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.— roger rabbit
- I used to believe that a cat's butt hole was on the tip of his tail.— PANTS
- I used to think girls peed from their butt.— Neil