My mom used to tell me that if I didn't clean my penis region it would fall off and I would become a girl, I scrubbed the hell out of it and I soon had another question for her.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that i needed to have sex before i was 15 or else my penis would fall off— jarid
- Anytime you had a question (any question at all) you just called the president.— Erin
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to think the Black Country region in the UK was called that because everyone lived in darkness there.— K
- I used to think that oral sex was when the guy put his penis in the girl's belly buttonAnon
- a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.— james