I once asked my friend if he knew what kept everything down on the ground (meaning gravity). He said it was because the tables and chairs were so heavy that they held everything down.
A childhood belief about physics

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I believed that times tables in maths were kids sitting at tables staring at clocks!Anon
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- I used to believe that until gravity was invented, people used to just float around!— Meg
- I thought if someone hadn't passed the Law of Gravity, we would all be floating around in space.— Trudee
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon
- when i was young i was told that thunder represented god moving the chairs about— lips