when i was 8 and my sister was 5 i convinced her that the white wood inside a freshly broken tree branch was uncooked chicken. i had to sit in the corner when my mom caught her chewing on some.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When I caught chicken pox, I thought it was down to me eating too much chicken.— Helen
- I used to think tree-nuts (especially almonds) were made of wood. — Josh
- I used to believe that if I swallow chewing gum, a rubber tree will grow on my head!— Farry Aprianto
- My Mum told me that if you swallowed chewing gum, your bones would stick together inside you.— Pauliboy
- If you swallowed chewing gum it would make a balloon inside you and your stomach would explodeAnon
- I used to believe that crocodiles were green because they were uncooked— The Ice Cream Sandwich Monster