Nobody would tell me what a prostitute was, but it sounded like a kind of lawyer.
You may fill in your own joke.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if a lawyer lost his case, he had to go to jail with his client.Anon
- I used to believe that a prostitute was like a prosecutor.— Not As Innocent Anymore
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- I used to believe when a person was convicted of a crime and sent to prison, his lawyer went to prison, too.— Tara
- I thought the name Phillip was actually spelled "Fill Up"— Natasha H