I dont know why but i used to believe that a clitoris was a thing on a man's dick. Must have got it mixed up with the scrotum or something ;)
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought that my urine was stored in my scrotum until I needed to wee.— Bryan
- I used to think a clitoris was some sort of dinosaur.Anon
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John
- i used to take showers with my dad when i was like 3 and i always got scared cuz i thot his dick was a snakeAnon
- I used to believe that scarecrows were giraffes! OK it's a bit weird, but I still get mixed up!— Rosie
- When I was through the ages of 5-8 I got Marylin Manson and Marilyn Monroe mixed up— Caitlin