For a long time when I was a young teenager and before I ever had sex, I knew that a girl had two "holes" but I was always scared that I would get it in the wrong hole or that I wouldn't know what one to put it in!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I believed that linguini was made of tape worms and was scared to eat pasta for a long time!— Mojo!
- I used to believe that you could catch AIDS from just looking at a nud girl. Good thing I was WRONG— Mbm4615
- I knew someone who thought condoms were so that the MEN wouldn't get pregnant!Anon
- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- When I was really young I used to think that dead bodies wouldn't start rotting until they were buried.— Katherine
- When I was young I used to think that Micheal Jackson was a girl.
— Jib Joseph