One of my english teachers scared the heck out of me, not only was she really mean but she looked like the cross between a troll, a lepracaun, and a chipmunk.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I used to gag when I ate english muffins because the holes in the bread looked like nostrils.Anon
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- when I saw a sign with a deer on it I always thought deer had to cross the street by it. like a cross walk— only me
- I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.— HOLLIS
- I used to think that even people who spoke something other than English, thought in English— Peaches
- I thought that "heck" was a less horrible version of hell for people who were only KIND OF evil.— Oizys