When i was little i knew (everyone knew) that Santa was a fat ass. So i always thought that he couldnt fit down the chimemny. So i used to think he had a secret key to everyones house and came thruogh the front door with the reindeer in the driveway. i got scared because i thought he would just randomly come over because he had a key.
A childhood belief about father christmas
others believed things like this
- i really thought that "key" was a secret letter to the alphabet that only i knew.— amber
- When I was younger, my brother told me the police had an infra-red system and could see into everyones house.— Clare, Ireland
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- When I was littler I thought that Santa had a magical key that could let him get inot everybody's house— Eric "The Santa Jr. Looking guy"
- I used to believe there was a secret door to the gremlin world hidden under my bed— Mel
- I didn't know Reindeer existed, I thought they were just christmas animals for storiesAnon