When I was youger I was convinced prostitutes and protestants were the same thing. Hey cmon the words are pretty similar!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think that prostitutes were female lawyers. It just sounded so official...— MC
- I used to believe an "Ego" was a kind of hair style, similar to a mullet.Anon
- I used to believe that all four-letter words are bad words.Anon
- I used to believe the Beastie Boys were a boy band. Well, the name sounds similar to Backstreet Boys!Anon
- When I was child I used to believe the future going to be similar like in the film Back to the future part 2 — Frankie
- a friend was convinced that his school was an asylum, and couldn't be convinced otherwiseAnon