At ages 4-6 since all the kings in my pack of playing cards had beards, I logically assumed that all men with beards were kings.
A childhood belief about hair

others believed things like this
- I believed because my Dad and all of his brothers had beards that ALL dads had beards!Anon
- I used to believe only certain men grew beards, not all of them.— Shauna
- I thought gay people were old men with very long beards.Anon
- Men grew beards and mustages from drinking and smoking— Alma
- I used to believe that kings and queens and members of royal families don't fart, wee or poo.. — Leema
- I used to think that Orientar was a place, as in "We three kings from Orientar"— Katie