I used to have a paranoid fear, that perhaps my cat, whom i kissed and cuddled and petted all the time, was infact a small midget cigar smoking gangster in a cat suit. I was scared i'd catch him 'un-zipping' himself when he thought no one was watching.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs
others believed things like this
- When I was very small. by older brother told me that if I "Kissed my own elbow, I would turn into a boy."Anon
- After watching a crazy TV show, I believed that aliens were real. I still have a little fear of them. — Niki005
- When I was little, I used to think that brussel sprouts were midget lettuce.— Jules
- i used to believe that dogs were furry midget who walked on for legs— doggy
- I thought the lyrics to "Don't fear the reaper" were "Don't fear the reefer"— who new?
- I used to belive that hamburgers were infact called "handburgers" because you ate them out of your hand :DAnon