I used to have this teacher with huge jowls, and i had never seen jowls before, so, i naturally assumed that this 'woman' was in fact some kind of 'dog-woman-thing'. The jowls were the saggy cheeks that some dogs have, and plus, she had brown hair, which for some reason made it worse, and a bit of a moustache. I used to think that she would hide in storgage cupords and start turing into a dog. I convinced myself that i had seen a black dog walking thorugh the school halls and that the teacher was always panting.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!