When I was around 5 years old, my older brother would make fun of me a lot and I hated the fact that he was older then me. So I told him that in some point in my life I would be older then him and he couldn't make fun of me anymore.
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- My older brother once told me that Aussie shampoo was made from kangaroo pee. I avoided using it for years!— Annie
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- I thought that Dad's were always older then Mom's, come to find out my mom is a few months older than my dad.— Nicole
- I thought my grandad would get older, so I asked him 'What do you want to be when you're older?'.— Afterlife Dreamin'
- My brother that is 6 years younger than me used to believe that in seven years he would be older than me.Anon