i used to think pedestrians were doctors. and that "serial killers" were "cereal killers." i thought i was a cereal killer because i ate cereal.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think that serial killers were "cereal killers" and would kill you by poisoning you cereal.— Jello
- When I was really little i thought serial killers were people who stole your cereal.Anon
- i used to believe that serial killers were going around killing all of the cereal— Tiffany
- I used to think serial killers killed cereal— YumYum
- When people talked about serial killers, I thought that they put poison in your cerealAnon
- I used to believe that serial killers violently ate their cereal...yeah..Anon