when i was little, my mother would put me in the shopping cart. when we went to pay, she told me i'd have to get off, or she'd have to pay for me.
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the tooth fairy was some weird old guy with a hot dog cart.— Matt
- I used to believe that salt would dry up all of my blood because my mother told me so.— Charlotte H
- My mother told me when I was young that thunder was from God bowling!— K.G.
- Once my mother told me that if i ate 2 apples in a day, i would automatically get diahrreah!Anon
- My mother always told me that thunder came from clouds colliding with each other.— Martijn
- i told my mother that sex was when two people get naked and tell ghost stories.— linds